Considering a Life of Crime?

I know life can be tough and some have thoughts of living a life of crime to try and get an "easy" score of some quick cash. Before you quit your minimum-wage day job and embark on a crime spree knocking over liquor stores, consider the following gentleman's issues:

Robber's School of Hard Knocks

You just might reconsider attending this guy's school of hard knocks and stick to your day job!